While under..

...general anaesthetic, my 14 year old daughter dreamt that she had died.
She came to in a different place to the place where she was put under and cried out to be woken up.
I was sat down the corridor and recognised her voice straight away, and I don't think I will ever forget the depth of the terror in her scream.
The worst thing for a parent to experience is to be dragged into their daughter's nightmare...

Now look...

...we know who did it, we know what it is, but for Christ's sake please tell us where it is.

So I turned round and said...

...that if he ever did that again, he'd be hearing from the dark side of my imagination. You should have seen the look on his face, like someone had just stapled a sign saying "this man is upside down" to his left arse-cheek.